cupcakemichi:

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

MUGGLE QUIDDITCH IS REAL.

REALLY F*CKING REAL.

AND IT’S REALLY GOING TO BE AT THE OLYMPICS.

BUT ONLY IF YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW.

Team USA, Team France, Team UK, and Team Australia are going to compete against each other at the olympics on the weekend of July 8.

Now, since Teams USA, France, and Australia are at a distance known as “really f*cking far” from Oxford, where the games are going to be held, THEY NEED HELP. Team UK also needs help, as the UK is fairly large and the team needs something called “housing”. So, would you like to see the rest of your dreams come true? I mean, Matt Smith carrying the torch was LSKDJFKJSHAKJSAMAZING, but you can make it even more amazing by helping have MUGGLE QUIDDITCH AT THE FUCKING OLYMPICS.

And the best part is? Quidditch Swag. Official. Muggle Quidditch. Swag.

Click on the words “Dear Everybody” and you’ll be taken to the International Quidditch Association’s homepage where you will see links for Team USA jerseys, Team UK jerseys, Team Australia jerseys, and Team France jerseys. Pick your country or design you like best, and you’ll be helping that team’s players get to the olympics. You can choose for the profit to go to a specific player or the whole team.

Not to mention that these jerseys are gorgeous. They’re super good quality, and great for playing quidditch or other sports while showing off your USA, Aussie, French, or UK pride. So what’s keeping you? Quidditch. At the Olympics. Real, live quidditch. At the Olympics. And you get the swag. What’s there to lose?